* Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I'm sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Ya, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you.
* An old Nigger buys hearing aids from a doctor. Doctor: Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased.
Nigger: Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around them and listen to their conversations. In a month, I’ve changed my will three times!
* Suki: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Fuki: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
* Wife: Do you ever find life boring? Husband: I Didn't until I met you.
* Suki: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Fuki: Magnet has a positive side.
* Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good
* Man: What would you say if i ask you to be my wife ? Girl: Nothing. I cannot talk and laugh at the same time.
* Car se takkra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya. Admi use ghar le aaya. pinjre me rakha , kabuta ko hosh aaya or bola.. AILA SALA JAIL HO GAI, CAR wala mar gaya kya ?
* Son: Mummy my dad is very honest.
Jeeto: How you can say that?
Son: Simple! he closes one eye whenever he sees any lady passing by.
*Teacher: How do u spell `crocodile`?
Suki : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.
Teacher: No, that`s wrong
Suki: May be it is wrong, but u asked me how I spell it.
*Banta: My name is B.. B.. B..anta.
Santa: I will call you Banta for short.
*Santa: Last year, I opened a jeweller`s shop.
Banta: And then what happened?
Santa: I was caught red-handed by the jeweller.
*Father: Do you have a good excuse for coming home at 3 o` clock in the morning?
