*What is height of stupidity ?
Santa & Banta sitting on a motorcycle
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Fighting for a window seat.
*Santa apni Biwi ke office mein aya to dekha Biwi Boss ki godhi me baithi thi.
Santa chal laajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho!
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Fighting for a window seat.
*Santa apni Biwi ke office mein aya to dekha Biwi Boss ki godhi me baithi thi.
Santa chal laajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho!
1st Man : - "I Went for a swim in the sea last summer and a shark bit off my leg".
2nd Man : - Which One?
1st Man :- " no idea, they all look the same to me"
Santa to Banta: - Last time I went to zoo and get into trouble for feeding two Monkeys.
Banta :- Why ?
Santa :- I fed them to Lions.
A lady was met by a beggar.
He said - "I haven't eaten for six days"
The Lady said, "Oh, if I had your will Power
Jeeto Father to Jeeto- Come along , jeeto, do your homework."
Jeeto :- Oh dad .....!
Dad - Do it now , please- Homework never killed anyone so far as I know ?
Jeeto - "So why should I be the First"
A Murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed. " have you any last request ?" asked the Chaplain.
"Yes" replied the Wretched Killer. Will you hold my hand?"
A Zebra is a donkey that sat on a park. bench and didn't notice the wet paint sign.
Santa - How long You was in the army?
Banta - About Six Foot three inches
om , now I am fifteen , can I wear lipstick and Mascara and Perfume and pluck my eyebrows and get my hair waived ?"
"No , Santa , you may not."
What did the jack say to the car ?
"Can I give you a lift ?"
What has a neck but no head ?
A bottle.
