*Teacher: Name one important thing we have today that we didn`t have ten years ago.
Pappu: Me!
*SUKi to Lawyer: What is your fees?Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
SUKI: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
*Wife: Don`t you think, dear that a man grows wiser after marriage?
Husband: Yes, but it is too late.
*Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Funny Suki: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
*Suki: Are you married or do you cook your own food?
Fuki: The answer to both the questions is `yes`.
*Two Sweet Gujaratis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
First Gujarati: What's big in going to the moon, anybody can go there. We are Gujaratis. We will go direct to the sun.
Second Gujrati: But sun is too hot, it will melt us.
First Gujarati: So what, we will go at night.
*Suki Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Laloo rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Suki ji.
Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.
*Banta: How do you define marriage?
Santa: A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
*Banta: Do you think that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck?
Santa: Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
* Laloo rang labor room of hospital to to know about his pregnant wife Rabri. By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium. Laloo: How's it going?
Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one was a duck.
* Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
