*Tcher while lecturing, noticed a studnt sleeping at th back.
Tcher shouts 2 hs neighbor:"Wake him up!"
Neighbor yells: U put him 2 sleep,so u wake him up."
* Suki Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Laloo rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Suki ji.
Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.
* Pakistani: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with sweet girlfriends.
Indian: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with his sweet girlfriends.
* Q In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?
A Because, they take 9 months for delivery.
* Q Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator Ravi Shastri ?
A Because Shastri said: She is ready for next delivery.
* Husband : when i m gone you will never find another man like me?
Wife : What made you think that i would want another man like you?
*Santa : Doctor my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor; Try to come home at 3 in the morning
*Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
*SANTA was drawing money from ATM. BANTA behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). The SANTA replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
*Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
