* Santa : I have half a mind to get married.
Banta: That is all you need to Marry.
* Banta : I don not want to marry because I am afraid of Women.
Santa : Get Married soon, then you will be afraid of only one women and start loving other women.
* Santa : It was very Romantic. He proposed to her in the speeding car.
Banta: Really
Santa: And she accepted him in the hospital
*Suki: Mamma , today my teacher kissed me.
Mother: Well, did you kiss her back?
Suki: Not her back. I kissed her face.
* Wife: Don't you think, dear that a man grows wiser after marriage?
Husband : Yes, But it is too late.
* Fuki : I am always ill the night before a journey.
Suki : Then why don't you go a day before?
*Girl:If v gt married stop smokng.
Boy:Ok!
Girl:Drinkng 2.
Boy:Ok!
Girl:N goin to d nite club 2.
Boy:-Yes..
Girl:-Wht else cn u leav??
Boy:-D idea of marryng u!
*Announcement in University:
"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them"
Anothr anouncement after 20 minutes:
"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"
*Tcher while lecturing, noticed a studnt sleeping at th back.
Tcher shouts 2 hs neighbor:"Wake him up!"
Neighbor yells: U put him 2 sleep,so u wake him up."
* Suki Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Laloo rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Suki ji.
