*There were two lovers Lalu and jeeto . They loved each other so much that they decided to do suicide.
Lalu jumped first.
Now its 's Jeeto turn.
Jeeto closed eyes and returned back saying Love is Blind.
Lalu , in Mid air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
* You picked me up, u took me home, u put ur hands around my waist, u took off my top , den u put ur lips on mine. THANK GOD I am a Bottle of Pepsi.
* Santa : Last year , I opened a Jeweller's Shop.
Banta : And then what happened?
Santa : I was caught red- handed by the Jeweller.
