*SUKi to Lawyer: What is your fees?Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
SUKI: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?
*Wife: Don`t you think, dear that a man grows wiser after marriage?
Husband: Yes, but it is too late.
*Museum Watchman: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Funny Suki: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
*Suki: Are you married or do you cook your own food?
Fuki: The answer to both the questions is `yes`.
