*SANTA was drawing money from ATM. BANTA behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). The SANTA replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
*Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
*Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
SANTA: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..
