* Q Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator Ravi Shastri ?
A Because Shastri said: She is ready for next delivery.
* Husband : when i m gone you will never find another man like me?
Wife : What made you think that i would want another man like you?
*Santa : Doctor my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor; Try to come home at 3 in the morning
