Santa to Banta: - Last time I went to zoo and get into trouble for feeding two Monkeys.
Banta :- Why ?
Santa :- I fed them to Lions.
A lady was met by a beggar.
He said - "I haven't eaten for six days"
The Lady said, "Oh, if I had your will Power
Jeeto Father to Jeeto- Come along , jeeto, do your homework."
Jeeto :- Oh dad .....!
Dad - Do it now , please- Homework never killed anyone so far as I know ?
Jeeto - "So why should I be the First"
