Jokes

* Pakistani: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with sweet girlfriends.

Indian: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with his sweet girlfriends.

* Q In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?

A Because, they take 9 months for delivery.

* Q Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator Ravi Shastri ?

A Because Shastri said: She is ready for next delivery.

* Husband : when i m gone you will never find another man like me?

Wife : What made you think that i would want another man like you?

*Santa : Doctor my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?

Doctor; Try to come home at 3 in the morning

*Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

*SANTA was drawing money from ATM. BANTA behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). The SANTA replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."

*Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

*Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. SANTA: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..

* Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today. Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

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