* Height of "Ohh shitt.." like situation:??
A guy took a blade and wrote his girlfriend's name on his forearm & .....??????
made a spelling mistake....
*There were two lovers Lalu and jeeto . They loved each other so much that they decided to do suicide.
Lalu jumped first.
Now its 's Jeeto turn.
Jeeto closed eyes and returned back saying Love is Blind.
Lalu , in Mid air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
* You picked me up, u took me home, u put ur hands around my waist, u took off my top , den u put ur lips on mine. THANK GOD I am a Bottle of Pepsi.
* Santa : Last year , I opened a Jeweller's Shop.
Banta : And then what happened?
Santa : I was caught red- handed by the Jeweller.
* Teacher to Student : Kid , Your essay on " My Dog" is exactly same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student : No Teacher, it's about the same dog!
* Santa singh goes to a TV shop and asks. ' Aap ke paas colour TV hai kya? 'Haan' Replies Shopowner. Santa singh says, "Ek hara vala dena!"
* Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to But it.
Banta: Is this Dog Faithfull?
Santa" Yes, I have Sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so Faithful, everytime it returned back to me.
*Husband : U will never Succeed in making that dog obey U! Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
*A Sardar Doctor and a pundit loved same girl.
Pundit Started Giving one apple to the girl everyday.
Doctor Asked: Why?
Pundit : An apple a day keeps Doctor away!
* Jeeto: Let us go out and have some fun tonight.
