* SUKI - Kal meri biwi Kuwe me gir gayi, bahot chot lagi, chilla rahi thi
FUKI .-ab Kaisi hai?
SUKI -ab thik hi hogi subh se kuwe se awaz nahi aayi...!!
*SUKI aur FUKI kE beech ladai ho gai.
SUKI - mai tere kapde fad dunga.
FUKI - saale itni serious ladai me toh romantic baate mat kar..
*Ha_Ha
Agar Himmat Hai..
..To Is Sawal Ka Jawab
'Ha' Ya 'Na' Me Do
Kal Raat Ko
Kutta Aapke Muh Par SUSU Kar Gaya
Aapko Pata Chala Kya.?
*Nurse-Mubarak Ho Apko Ladka Hua H,
Kya Nam Socha H iska?
SUKI-Ap Itni Sexy Or
Beautiful H Ap Hi Koi Nam Bata DO
Nurse-"Kutte Ka Bacha Rakh Le"
* Ek aap jaisa patla sa ladka blood donet camp me blood dene gaya .
Doctor ne jese hi sui lagai vo behonsh ho gaya .
Doctor ne uske liye 4 bottal blood mangvaya .
Jab use 2 bottal blood chdne k bad honsh aaya to table pe rakhi 2 bottal dekh k bola,
Are kameeno kuch to sharm kro sara hi nikaloge kya.
* A girl proudly says-Meri to har sans pe 1 ladka marta hai..
Boy-Yaar phir tum koi achha Tooth Paste Istemal Kyon Nahi Karti!:-):-)
* Boy: I am not rich like Rohit, I don`t even have a big car like Rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rohit.
* Suki: Who is that strange looking man who keeps staring at me?
Fuki : Oh he is Dr. Gupta, the famous expert on insanity.
* A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I`ll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
*Suki: I cannot decide whether to go to a palmist or to a mind reader?
Fuki: Go to a palmist. It is obvious that you have a palm.
