"Mom , now I am fifteen , can I wear lipstick and Mascara and Perfume and pluck my eyebrows and get my hair waived ?"
"No , Santa , you may not."
What did the jack say to the car ?
"Can I give you a lift ?"
What has a neck but no head ?
A bottle.
What is the invention that enables you to see through the thickest walls?
A Window
