BOSS :- Whats your Name
BOY :- Bhuwan Chugh
BOSS :- Say "SIR" When u address me !
BOY :- OK . "SIR Bhuwan Chugh"
Why Did the moron throw the butter out of the window ?
because he wanted to see a Butterfly.
1st Woman :-I had a Puncture Yesterday.
2nd Woman :- oh bad luck , did you drive over the nail.
1st :-No over a Milk Bottle.
2nd :- : A Milk Bottle ? Didn't You see it on the Road then ?
1st :- No the slly Man had it hidden under his coat.
Husband : - Will you love me when I will be old and Ugly ?
Wife :- "Darling, of course i do "
By the Time you Reach 80 years of age you have Learnt Everything.
All You Have to do is try and remember them.
